Blood Red Lakes and Other Geothermal Psychological Thrillers/Washed-up Rom-Coms

Published on Dec 13, 2019 Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

"In this episode, we advise against washing one's ass in the scalding-hot torrent of a high-Andean geyser at 0630 in the morning. That is what Starbucks bathrooms are for.

Join Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't as we offend all societal standards of common decency to shoe you firsthand the new Kingdom of life that Carl Woese "discovered" in 1977 and its incredible ability to turn super-salty water red (and quite likely very toxic).

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